This is Buzzy's Country Store blog designed to keep you apprised of what's going on at the Store. Buzzy's is a general store located in St. Mary's County, Southern Maryland near Pt. Lookout State Park. Buzzy and Jean Ridgell purchased the Store from Jean's father Harry Raley in 1953. Buzzy operated it until his passing in 2009. His son J. Scott Ridgell is the current owner.

Saturday, April 16, 2022

Dumb Easter Jokes

I started out today intending to pass along a series of dumb Easter jokes.  However, eventually I gave up because the Easter-related jokes that I found were mostly too dumb.  (Yes, something too dumb for even the Buzzyblog!)

Here then are a couple examples of dumb Easter jokes I stumbled upon:

What did the bunny with DirecTV say to the other bunny?

I can't believe you still have rabbit ears!

How do you make Easter easier? 

You put an "i" where the "t" is.

See why I gave up?  

But after reading through a slew of awful and not so funny Easter jokes, I thought "What if I were to substitute Buzzy for Easter?"  Would that make the joke(s) any funnier?  Here are a couple of Buzzy/Easter jokes for you:

Did you hear about the Buzzy egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
They hid their own eggs.

Why do we paint Buzzy eggs?
Because it's easier than wall papering them.

Why do only 20 percent of chicks lay Buzzy eggs?
Because the rest are hunt'n peckers.

Ok, maybe that substitution didn't help any in the overall effort to make Easter jokes less dumb and more funny, so I apologize for wasting your time.  (Please note though, that I did spare you the one about the Easter bunny looking for a hoppy ending.)

Musically, when it comes to songs of Easter praise, it's tough to top Fatboy Slim's 2001 hit (his only one.)  Annoyingly repetitive, but somehow it "works."

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