This is Buzzy's Country Store blog designed to keep you apprised of what's going on at the Store. Buzzy's is a general store located in St. Mary's County, Southern Maryland near Pt. Lookout State Park. Buzzy and Jean Ridgell purchased the Store from Jean's father Harry Raley in 1953. Buzzy operated it until his passing in 2009. His son J. Scott Ridgell is the current owner.

Monday, September 3, 2018

Guns, Words and a Foolish Cowboy

I have not done anything sexist here on the Buzzyblog in some time, not because I have changed
any of my ways but mostly because I have had enough other things to talk about.  (Idiot Trump is good for something after all.  Then again he’s not exactly the most non-sexist dude buzzing around the bee hive either.)  

So here are a couple of sexist items that I happened to stumble upon in my travels.  They may or may not have any validity to them at all but they are kind of funny.

First up is one for all you 2A misogynists:

Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women:
10.  You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
9.  You can keep one gun home and have another with you when you are on the road.
8.  If you admire a friend’s gun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
7.  Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
6.  Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
5.  A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.
4.  Guns function normally every day of the month.
3.  A gun doesn’t ask “Do these new grips make me look fat?”
2.  A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
And…. Drum roll… the Number one reason why men prefer guns over women:
1.  You can buy a silencer for your gun.

OK since I am on a roll so to speak, how about these semi-sexist comments:

There are 5 Deadly Terms Used By Women That All Men Need to Know How to Interpret:

1.  When she says “FINE” to end an argument that means she knows that she is correct and you need to shut the hell up.

2. “NOTHING” always means something when a woman says that.  When she does say it you need to be worried.

3.   When she says “GO AHEAD” that is a dare and not her giving permission.  Bottom line -  do NOT do it.

4.   “WHATEVER” is a woman’s way of saying “F**k you.”  You should say nothing in response and immediately leave the room.

5.   “That’s OK” means she is thinking long and hard on how and when you will pay for your mistake.

And a BONUS WORD from her is “WOW!”  This is not a compliment.  Instead, she is expressing her amazement at just how one person could be so stupid.

Finally, and just maybe the most sexist of all, here is one sent to me by Larry Yeatman recently:

An older cowboy enters an all-girl biker bar by mistake, finds his way to the bar and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.  After sitting for awhile he yells to the bartender “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet as the woman seated next to the Cowboy says in a deep and husky voice  “Before you tell that joke Cowboy, I think you should know five important things about the ladies in here.  The bartender is a blond who is holding a baseball bat.  The bouncer is a blond with a Billy Club. I’m 6 foot tall, 175 pounds and have a black belt in karate.  The woman sitting next to me is a blond and a professional weightlifter.  And the lady to your right is a blond and a professional wrestler.  Now think about it seriously, Cowboy, do you still wanna tell a blond joke?”

The guy thinks for a second, shakes his head and then mutters, “Well, hell no, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

Left unexplained is what happened to the Cowboy after he made that comment.

And speaking of bar room fights, check this video out:

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