This is Buzzy's Country Store blog designed to keep you apprised of what's going on at the Store. Buzzy's is a general store located in St. Mary's County, Southern Maryland near Pt. Lookout State Park. Buzzy and Jean Ridgell purchased the Store from Jean's father Harry Raley in 1953. Buzzy operated it until his passing in 2009. His son J. Scott Ridgell is the current owner.

Monday, January 1, 2018

"Tasteless" Jokes

Happy New Year!  So why not begin it with a some truly "tasteless" jokes in honor of all those weight loss commercials you see around this time of year?

Chinese Wedding Night

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.
  He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. 'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss axe. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.
  A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, 'I want to try something I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.'
More thoughtful silence from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....’You want: "garlic chicken wif snow peas"?

And while I'm passing along truly tasteless jokes, here is the joke that got the Pizza Hut employee fired for writing it on a box delivered to a customer.

What does a pizza deliverer and a gynecologist have in common?
Answer - They both have to smell it but neither of them get to eat it.  

In case you missed the Pizza Hut backstory to this (click here.)

And finally this one is for all you feminists out there:

What does a woman do with her asshole in the morning?
Makes him a sandwich and sends him off to work.

Funny Tim McGraw food song for you.

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