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This is Buzzy's Country Store blog designed to keep you apprised of what's going on at the Store. Buzzy's is a general store located in St. Mary's County, Southern Maryland near Pt. Lookout State Park. Buzzy and Jean Ridgell purchased the Store from Jean's father Harry Raley in 1953. Buzzy operated it until his passing in 2009. His son J. Scott Ridgell is the current owner.

Monday, May 30, 2016

Jokes on Us


I haven't bothered with any jokes here lately on the Buzzyblog mostly because with the Presidential races going on there has been enough real life comedy to go round (see video above.  Was she sober?) 

However, here are some two liner, non-political jokes that recently crossed my path and I thought were worth passing along:

A man goes to the zoo and the only thing there is one dog.
It was a shitzhu.

The only time incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.

A computer programmer's wife tells him: "Go to the market and grab an apple. If they have eggs, grab a dozen." He returns with 13 apples.

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.

Pavlov is sitting at the bar drinking a beer when his phone rings. "Crap! I forgot to feed the dogs!" he exclaims.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Because breasts don't have eyes.

Check out the lyrics in this video.  You will see why this song is included and no, it is not because of the reference to a "horse meat pie.")


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